The album exists in a completed form now. It’s been a few months of hard work, but I’m satisfied. Tomorrow I get on the plane and wake up in New York City. It’s all very surreal.

Go listen to it. Suck it into your brain. Tell me that you love it, tell me you hate it, etc.

The Cast:

River Donaghey - Mastermind/Pretty Face
Julian Master (www.jultopia.com) - Producer/Wizard
Rowan Tabor - Bass on one track
Mason Kline - Drums on three tracks
Asa Clifford - Drums on one track
Jeff Oster - Trumpet on four tracks
Chad Huniu - Guitar on one track
Larkin and India Sax - Vocals on one track
Zach Sera - Drunk Bro
Spencer Pond - Drunk Party-Goer
Jodie Beechem - Drunk Hoe

Recorded June and July of 2011 in our parents’ living rooms. Mastered by Thaddeus Moore at Sprout City Studios.

This album is dedicated to: Jason Waldrip, Asa Clifford, Keith Nikas, Anna Ponto, John England-Fisher, Nolan Potter, and Drew Harmon.

The new home.

The album is coming along. The move to the city is coming along. The book is coming along. Everything is happening soon but nothing is happening right now. It is an odd feeling: the moment in the air before you hit the ground.

Pocket Hercules loves America.

My gang is called the Elk-Touch Creeps.